And they're off!!

Jim:I must say its hot out here today Bill as we wait for the T.V. Bombs of the summer to start!
Bill: You're right and here we have NBC with the lead with "Leave it to Papa" this guy is such a complete jerk he might set a new record with all of two (hopefully one) craptacular laps!
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